Sponson Light

My first story (not counting crappy rpg maker stories) and not counting school related things (as they are forced) would have to be pretty recent from my memories. Never did ...

Dolphins on CRACK.

I would request a one way flight to a deserted island, and live out the rest of my life there bringing Darwinism to the extreme. Or try to get a ...

Rockets? Just stick like 5 dozen "sparklers" and save one sparkler as a "fuse", then watch the fun begin!

Guys a black hole isnt a hole, its a giant gravity ball of doom. It looks like a hole because its round and you cant see it well. You dont ...

I hate sketcher commercials, sex sells, they prove it.

Hell doesnt exist to me, therefore, there is no temperature. And since it is unproven to even be a hell, we couldnt say. Unless someone can point out a hell ...

Well since a woodchuck cant chuck wood as stated "If a woodchuck COULD chuck wood" we wouldnt know. If it could then we still wouldnt know because weve never witnessed ...

No, I dont like to have sex, especially when they're awake.

Yeah Ill doodle something or some.... thing...

Emo Sounds like a freaken verb nowadays. "OMG IM GONNA EMO"

"Im only wearing black until they make something darker" Are you one of those people?

Violence, rolls of the tounge Cunning, how to describe politics. Swing, its like... never used. Smash, "Im gonna smash you to pieces"

The ACLU rocks, but seriously, wtf is up with this? Helicopter? I seriously doubt this was the police, more like the military. I dont think the police has access to ...

(potter puppet pals forever!) Yeah, I hate these words. Words that sound like something else but have different meanings.